(And probably should have ended there.)
Who We Are
At MonochromacyCo, we’re not just a company—we’re an enigma wrapped in a branded hoodie. Founded in 2020 by a group of visionaries who asked, “What if we didn’t define ourselves?” we’ve built a reputation for innovation, disruption, and just enough confusion to keep things interesting.
Our Mission
To challenge convention, embrace chaos, and build the future—whether the world is ready for it or not.
Our Vision
A world where no one has to circle back, synergy is outlawed, and every brick has a purpose (even if that purpose is unclear).
1. Bold Innovation
At MonochromacyCo, we don’t believe in playing it safe. From our NPC Bounty Initiative to our Pasta-Based Division, we take risks that make other companies question their sanity.
2. Radical Transparency
We leak our own memos. We publish our mistakes. And we ensure every employee knows what’s going on—even if they wish they didn’t.
3. Employee Empowerment
Our people are our greatest asset, which is why we let them compete in gladiator-style obstacle courses for PTO. It’s fair, it’s fun, and it builds character.
4. Unpredictability
Predictable is boring. That’s why our leadership team changes direction quarterly, and our office layout rotates weekly. Agility? It’s the Monochromacy way.
2020: Founded with no business model, just ambition and too much caffeine.
2021: Released the Monochromacy Branded Brick™, redefining the building block industry.
2022: Introduced the NPC Bounty Initiative, forever changing HR dynamics.
2023: Pioneered radical transparency by preemptively leaking all our data.
We believe in simplicity, but not the boring kind. Our name reflects a world where everything is black, white, or fifty shades of absurdity. We strip away the unnecessary, embrace the unexpected, and build a future that’s clean, bold, and occasionally nonsensical.
Our leadership team includes pioneers like:
The Chief Lasagna Officer (CLO): Because every organization needs layers.
The Vice President of Noodle Operations: Tackling pasta logistics so you don’t have to.
The Chaos Strategist: Ensuring no two days (or projects) are ever the same.
We’re not your average company. We’re a movement, a mindset, and maybe a little bit of a mess. If you’re ready to step into the chaos and help us shape the unknown, we’d love to hear from you.
MonochromacyCo: Because parking lots are for cars. (And ambition doesn’t fit in the trunk.)
Let’s build the future together—one brick, noodle, and idea at a time.